gakuen heaven 2

(decision #1a: Sagimori Kuya)
(Yuki: Oh, Kuya-san is coming.)
Yuki: Kuya-san, when did you arrive?
Kuya: Yuki. You're not mad at all!
Yuki: Huh? What is that all of a sudden?
Kuya: You were teased by Joker twice today. But you're not mad at all.
Kuya: You truly are tolerant!
Yuki: Really?
Kuya: It's really different than Ninosuke.
Yuki: Than the former Ace?
Kuya: He also got teased a lot by Joker.
Kuya: And every time he would get worked up and be furious.
Yuki: And then he got talked into a match.
Kuya: Exactly!
Kuya: But, you...
Kuya: Oh! Excuse me!
Yuki: Hm? What's the matter?
Kuya: No.
Kuya: I was thinking that I was friends with Ninosuke, so I just started talking about him!
Yuki: Ah.
Kuya: I didn't mean to compare you to him.
Kuya: But, if it makes you uncomfortable, tell me! I'll be careful.
Yuki: It's alright. It doesn't make me uncomfortable. I'm interested in Hattori-san too.
Kuya: I see. Then, I'm glad.
(Yuki: I thought he was weird, but Kuya-san is a nice person, being considerate of me like this.)
(Yuki: Yeah! With this guy, I feel like I'll be able to do a good job.)

(decision #1b: Takato Masatsugu)
(Yuki: I wonder if Takato-san is already here...)
Takato: Asahina.
Yuki: Oh, Takato-san.
Takato: You were remarkably deceived.
Yuki: You saw?
Takato: Roughly. Were you startled?
Yuki: Yes, well...
Takato: He startled you this morning too, but he's always like that.
Takato: You should be careful from now on.
Yuki: You're right.
Yuki: But, even though I was really startled, I felt like there wasn't any malice.
Takato: No malice?
Yuki: I guessed it was just Joker-san's way of welcoming me.
Takato: How optimistic...
Yuki: Is that bad?
Takato: No. If that's how you feel, that's fine.
Takato: But...
Takato: You may be alright.
Yuki: Alright?
Takato: Asahina. We need a student council president.
Takato: So please don't run away like Ninosuke.
Yuki: ... Right...

(decision #1c: Sonoda Eiji)
(Yuki: I'll try talking to Sonoda-san.)
(Yuki: Sonoda-san is in Durak, but somehow he seems approachable.)
(Yuki: If I get friendly with him, maybe I'll find some clue to solving the cafeteria matter.)
Yuki: Sonoda-san!
Sonoda: Do you need something from me?
Yuki: Huh!?
Sonoda: Right now is the time for pleasant chats, isn't it?
Sonoda: After that announcement, why did you come straight to me?
Yuki: No, there's no special reason...
Yuki: I simply wanted to try talking to you.
Sonoda: Hmm...
(Yuki: Uwah...he's looking at me like he clearly doubts me.)
Yuki: Am I bothering you?
(Yuki: Although it didn't really look like he was talking to someone...)
Sonoda: That's not it. I'm just surprised that tonight's guest of honor chose me as a conversation partner.
Sonoda: I'm also in Durak, and I won't do anything nice for you.
Sonoda: Why? Did I seem nice? Or do you like my face?
Sonoda: It would be annoying if you mistook me for a nice guy and asked for free favors.
Sonoda: I thought I should tell you that from the beginning...
Yuki: I understand. I'll keep that in mind...
(Yuki: That's right... I forgot he was a devil pretending to be an angel.)
Sonoda: Well, if it's just someone to talk to, I can give you that.
Yuki: ...Thanks.
Sonoda: Oh, I know! Is your scheme to get friendly with me so that I lift the restriction on the cafeteria?
(Yuki: He saw right through me...)
Yuki: But, it's because the special dish I missed out on eating looked really delicious...
Sonoda: Of course it's delicious. Since it's food I made, it's only natural.
Yuki: ...Um, no matter what, no matter what, I can only eat plain udon?
Sonoda: Unfortunately, that's how it will be as long as you're the Ace.
Yuki: *sigh*...That's so sad...
Sonoda: Then, join our side.
Yuki: No, since I was already asked, I can't give up now.
Sonoda: You're diligent. You're just the type Kiyo likes.
(Yuki: Kiyo...? If I remember correctly, Sonoda-san called Joker-san Kiyo...)
Sonoda: Hey, what do you think of Kiyo?
Yuki: Of Joker-san...?
Yuki: He suddenly threatened me with a gun, and acted as if he had drunk poison...
Yuki: He's done nothing but surprise me, so I don't really know yet...
Sonoda: That's Kiyo's normal mode.
Sonoda: He's the kind of guy who lives by practical jokes.
Yuki: He's pretty amazing. Being around him hasn't ruined your heart?
Sonoda: I just end up letting it pass. So that doesn't happen.
Sonoda: The simple type like you is likely to get manipulated by Kiyo's actions.
Sonoda: Well, no matter what he does, you should ignore half of what he says.
Sonoda: If you react too much, Kiyo might take a liking to you.
Sonoda: Ah, maybe he already has. Haha.
Sonoda: Next time, he may scare you by pretending to be a murdered corpse in your room.
Yuki: Please stop. Just imagining that is bad for my heart!!
Sonoda: Ahahaha. That sounds fun, so maybe I'll offer that idea to Kiyo.
Yuki: I told you, you can't!
Sonoda: Ahahaha.
Sonoda: The case of two corpses in a locked room. That might be a fun mystery.
(Yuki: Sonoda-san is completely enjoying it... Is everyone in Durak like this?)
Sonoda: Still, sorry. I can't serve you the deluxe food that's here.
Yuki: Huh...?
Sonoda: This party, you know.
Sonoda: Since it's a welcome party, I wanted to give you my incomparable party food.
Sonoda: Because you're in the student council, I can't really do it.
(Yuki: Sonoda-san was feeling that way.)
(Yuki: Honestly, I'm happy.)
(Yuki: Although it might not be for my sake, but his pride as a cook.)
Yuki: Seeing how everyone looked while eating, I imagine that the food here is really delicious.
Sonoda: If you were to actually taste it, it's even more delicious.
Yuki: I don't just want to look, but properly try eating it.
Sonoda: As long as you're in the student council, you can't.
Sonoda: But, if you change your mind, I'll be happy to serve you again.
(Yuki: Service from Sonoda-san... It really is tempting.)
(Yuki: But if I joined Durak, I'd be with Joker-san 24/7.)
(Yuki: Would I get teased every day and have things keep happening like today?)
(Yuki: Umm…. If that happened, my heart really would end up stopping.)

(decision #1d: Chiba Hayato)
(Yuki: Alright! I'll try talking to Chiba-san!)
(Yuki: Although he's a little scary...)
(Yuki: If I talk to him, he might be surprisingly nice.)
Yuki: Chiba-san.
Chiba: ...What?
(Yuki: Scary...)
Yuki: Oh, no. Um... Is Joker-san really okay?
Chiba: Of course.
Yuki: Of course...
Yuki: That performance before, you knew about it, didn't you?
Yuki: I thought no way, but it was very realistic, so I just ended up believing it.
Chiba: His performances are perfect.
Yuki: But, your performance was amazing too, Chiba-san.
Chiba: Performance?
Yuki: Yes.
(Yuki: I thought Chiba-san was seriously worried, so I got drawn in too.)
(Yuki: That it was a performance, amazing...)
Chiba: That's wrong.
Yuki: Huh?
Chiba: The likes of myself can't really see through his performances.
(Yuki: Which means...)
Yuki: Then, you were deceived too, Chiba-san?
Chiba: *glare*
(Yuki: ...He was deceived.)
Chiba: ...I'll tell you from the beginning.
Yuki: What is it?
Chiba: I don't trust you.
Yuki: Huh?
Chiba: If you bring harm to Joker-sama, I will eliminate you.
Chiba: Don't defy him from now on.
Yuki: Haha... Oh no, defy is...
Chiba: He's interested in you.
Yuki: Really?
Chiba: At least, I've never seen him be interested in a new first-year until now.
Chiba: Whether you have special circumstances in coming late or not,
Chiba: Don't betray his expectations.
Yuki: R, right...
Chiba: ...
Yuki: Oh...
Yuki: ...He left.
(Yuki: ...What's with that guy?)

(decision #1e: Minase Arata)
Yuki: Arata-san.
Arata: Oh, new Ace-kun. This is fun. Cheers!

-- clink --

Yuki: Waa, oops.
Yuki: Cheers... thanks.
Maro: Kuu?
Yuki: Oh, Maro.
Yuki: Do you always walk around with him?
Arata: Mm. When we're together, it's cozy.
Yuki: You're sensitive to cold, huh.
Arata: That's right. Sensitive to hot and sensitive to cold.
Yuki: Hmm, that's a difficult balance.
Arata: Hey, hey, that was interesting before.
Yuki: I was surprised.
Arata: Yeah, you were really surprised.
Arata: Hyahaha.
Yuki: Haha...
Arata: It seems Joker has taken a liking to you, new Ace-kun.
Yuki: Taken a liking to me... I wonder?
Arata: Mm. He has, he has.
Arata: Since he teased you like that.
Yuki: I see.
Yuki: Joker-san hasn't teased you, has he, Arata-san?
Arata: No. He hasn't, he hasn't.
Arata: I guess it's that even if he teased me, it wouldn't be interesting.
Yuki: Wouldn't be interesting...?
Arata: Yeah.
Arata: Getting surprised, getting scared. I'm kind of off from other people. That sort of sense.
Arata: Even if you try to scare me, if I don't get scared, it's not fun. Right?
Yuki: I see.
Yuki: Maybe I'm reacting too much.
Arata: It's fine for you, new Ace-kun. Well, you are a rookie.
Arata: Hey, hey. Joker, y'know, it seems he's reeeally scary when he gets mad.
Yuki: Really?
Arata: Yeah.
Arata: So, try making him really angry next time.
Yuki: Huh?
Arata: Hey, hey, I'm sure you can do it, new Ace-kun.
Yuki: Come on. You're joking, aren't you?
Arata: Hyahaha. Who knows?
Yuki: Haha. Geez...
Yuki: Huh?
Arata: Hm? What is it?
Yuki: Hasn't Maro disappeared?
Arata: Mm... now that you mention it...
Maro: Kuku!
Yuki: Oh, he was on the table.
Yuki: Wait, he has a cell phone in his mouth.
Arata: Oh, I lost it again.
Yuki: Lost? Is this your cell phone?
Arata: Yeah.
Arata: I always leave it behind. And then Maro brings it to me.
Yuki: Ferrets are that smart?
Arata: Who knows? Maro brings it to me.
Maro: Kuku.
Yuki: I know. Since we're here, why don't we exchange email addresses?
Arata: Hm? Okay.
Yuki: My email is...

(decision #1f: Kasahara Tomo)
Yuki: Tomo.
Tomo: He got you.
Yuki: I guess. I was surprised.
Tomo: Joker always does stuff like that.
Yuki: Really?
Tomo: Yeah.
Tomo: He enjoys setting up things like shocks and scaring people.
Tomo: Although he kind of means it as a game.
Tomo: He seems to like delighting people, angering people, anyway, doing outlandish things.
Yuki: That's right. Today is the second time he's gotten me.
Tomo: Your reaction is honest and interesting.
Yuki: I guess.
Tomo: Probably.
Tomo: It's because the other students are all used to Joker's style of fun.
Tomo: A guy like you who gets seriously surprised is refreshing.
Tomo: Maybe he's trying to tease you a lot and have fun while you're not used to it?
Yuki: Have... I become a toy?
Tomo: Who knows. Why don't you try asking him?
Yuki: ...I'll pass.
Tomo: To Joker, everything is a game.
Tomo: When you went to the student council room before, did you hear the details about how Durak took the student council's authority?
Yuki: Yeah, I heard from Kuya-san and Takato-san.
Tomo: I guess to them, feeling that it's a game is a stretch.
Yuki: Really?
Tomo: Who knows. It's just my speculation.

(decision #1g: Yagami Reon)
Yuki: Yagami.
Yagami: Whad?
Yagami: *munch* *munch* *munch*... *gulp*
Yuki: Ugh...
Yagami: Hm?
Yagami: Aha. Is it this meat?
Yuki: Y, yeah.... It's a whole pile of it.
Yagami: Yeah. Sonoda's food is always delicious, but today it's perfect.
Yagami: This meat, every time I bite into it, the juices pour out.
Yuki: ... *gulp*
Yagami: You're not eating?
Yuki: No. Even though I really, really want to eat it.
Yagami: What? Even though it's your welcome party, you're only getting plain udon today?
Yuki: Yeah.... B, but, I can drink much as I want!
Yuki: This soda is delicious. Maybe I'll have that juice next.
Yagami: Hey now. Your eyes look vacant.
Yagami: Well, it can't be helped. That Sonoda jerk is pasted to the table.
Yagami: Even if you go to get food, it'll just end with you getting turned away.
Yuki: That's right...
Yagami: If you say you'll quit the student council and join Joker's side, they'll let you eat?
Yuki: Yagami, are you saying to do that too?
Yagami: Humph. You should do that if you want to. I'm not interested in who's siding with who.
Yuki: I see...
Yuki: Ugh. Food...
*rumble*
Yagami: That's some growl... Are you keeping a wild animal in your stomach?
Yuki: But there's such delicious food piled up in front of me.
Yuki: Ah... ah... Even my stomach is growling.
Yagami: Don't sidle up to me! You'll get drool on my plate!
Yagami: Tch. Can't be helped.
Yagami: Look. I'll show mercy.
Yuki: Huh? Fried chicken?
Yagami: Wipe your drool and hurry and eat it.
Yuki: Wah, wah, wah! Thank you!
Yuki: Hot! *munch munch munch* Delicious...
Yagami: ...I'm really starting to feel like I'm taking care of an animal.
Yuki: Ah, I'm so happy to be able to eat delicious food!!
Yagami: Well, I don't care whose side you're on.
Yagami: Right now, Joker's side has more power and popularity than the student council.
Yuki: Mm... Looks that way.
Yagami: It is that way. *munch*
Yagami: Mm. *munch* Mm.... Sonoda's food is good.
Yagami: Besides, Joker's always planning events like this.
Yagami: Everyone looks forward to it. There's not much other entertainment. *munch*...
Yuki: Hmm...
Yagami: That's a big part of why Durak is more popular than the student council. *munch*
Yuki: But, you don't care, Yagami?
Yagami: Yeah. I'm not interested.
Yagami: Well, anyway. Meat makes right.
Yuki: Mm. I agree.
Yuki: Can I have one more?
Yagami: Here. Take what you like.
Yagami: *munch munch*

(decision #2a: will accept the match)
Yuki: Alright. I'll accept that challenge.
Joker: Now you're talking.
Yuki: Then, how should we do it?
Joker: Yeah. Would you get that chopstick stand over there?
Yuki: Yes.
Joker: Hayato. A marker. Red.
Chiba: Here.
Joker: Thanks.
Joker: Alright, Asahina-kun? I'll take one chopstick out of the stand and color the tip red.
Joker: And then I'll put it back in the stand and mix them up.
Yuki: We draw those?
Joker: Right.
Joker: You and I will take turns drawing and the first one to draw the chopstick with red on the tip wins.
Joker: How about it? It's simple and easy to understand, isn't it?
Yuki: It is.
Joker: Then, since tonight is your welcome party, I'll let you go first.
Yuki: Right, then I won't hesitate.
Kuya: Now, how will this end?
Takato: Is this the time to be smiling?
Kuya: I'll try believing.
Kuya: In the luck of our Ace, who was entrusted with the armband by Ninosuke.
Takato: ...
Arata: Do your best!
Yagami: Who are you supporting, dumbass?
Arata: Both.
Arata: Oh, but, there's no doing your best in a test of luck.
Okaken: Oh no, Kasahara-kun. I can't wait to see how it's going to turn out.
Tomo: You popped up all of a sudden.
Okaken: Popped up, that's rude!
Okaken: Nevertheless, Asahina-kun's story just now was actually very interesting!!
Okaken: Winning odds like that is definitely not possible for a normal person. It's some sort of occult power...
Okaken: Yes, ESP! Clairvoyance, precognition, or the will of the vast cosmos...
Okaken: Kasahara-kun, what do you think?
Tomo: No... honestly, I don't care.
Tomo: Then, you're thinking Yuki will win.
Okaken: Thinking about it normally, there's no way Joker-san will lose.
Okaken: But, after hearing that story of his, I can't but expect it.
Yuki: Urgh. All of a sudden, everyone's watching me.
Yuki: Alright, then, I'll draw...!

--clatter--

Maro: Kukyuuu!!

CG: Maro scatters everything
Yagami: Uwah! What's that!
Yagami: Whoa! Don't come over here! My meat...
Yagami: My meeeaaat!!
Joker: Ahahahahahahahaha!! Awesome timing!!
Yuki: M, more importantly!! We have to hurry and catch Maro!!
Arata: Ahyahyahya! Go, go!
Yuki: Arata-san!!
Yagami: Arata!! You dumbass, don't be amused!!
Maro: Kukyuuuuu!!
Chiba: I'll strike him down!
Yuki: You caaaan't!!
end CG

Kuya: That's right. Chiba-sempai, with your wooden sword, it would be too sad.
*yoink*
Yuki: Kuya-san, nice catch!
Kuya: Here, Aratan, take Maro back.
Arata: Thank you, O-Sagi-san. Maro, welcome back.
Maro: Kukukuku.
Arata: Hyahya. That was fun.
Joker: Ahahaha, ah, that was fun. Even as a coincidence, that accident was too good to be true.
Joker: But, because of that, the chopsticks are all scattered.
Chiba: Myself will pick them up.
Joker: Yeah, I leave it to you.
Yuki: Oh, I'll help too.
Joker: Not you, Asahina-kun. Since you're involved in the game.
Yuki: Oh.
Yuki: But I won't do anything sneaky.
Joker: Then good.
Chiba: Here are all the chopsticks.
Joker: Yeah, thanks.
Joker: Then let's restart the game.
Joker: Asahina-kun, you first.
Yuki: Oh, right.
Yuki: Hmm. Which should I pick?
(Yuki: Joker-san... is staring at me.)
(Yuki: Ugh. After all, I'm nervous being tested.)
(Yuki: But... anyway, I'll try drawing one!)
Yuki: Alright. This one!
Yuki: Oh... it's red... I won!
Joker: Хорошо! Just as I expected, Asahina-kun!! (Russian: nice/good)
Yuki: Woohoo, woohoo! I won on the first draw!!
Joker: ...Hmm.
Joker: Maybe your good luck is the real deal.
Joker: I truly admire your good luck. It's worthy of respect.
Yuki: No, that's.... Praising me that much, of course it's embarrassing...
Joker: No. Don't be modest.
Joker: Well, if not for that accident, you wouldn't have picked the winning one.
Yuki: Huh? What do you mean?
Takato: Did you cheat?
Kuya: I guess so.
Joker: That's right.
Yuki: Huh? But... cheating...
Joker: I used a bit of trick so that you wouldn't draw the winner.
Yuki: A trick...
Joker: But, because of that weasel's commotion, it seems to have ended up inconclusive.
Joker: The result was that you splendidly drew the winner on the first try. As you'd expect, I can't help praising you.
Joker: Then, as promised, the special sweets for the winner.
Sonoda: Understood.
Yuki: Uwah, woohoo!
Sonoda: Well then, Yuki-kun. Please eat my special sweets, made with all my skill.
Yuki: Wah!! A, amazing!! It looks delicious.
Sonoda: Naturally. Since I made it.
Yuki: Can I really eat this?
Sonoda: Of course.
Sonoda: Eat to your heart's content!
Yuki: Here I go!!
Yuki: *munch*
Yuki: It's... so gooood!!
Sonoda: Isn't it?
Yuki: The moment the fluffy mousse enters my mouth, it melts and vanishes like a light snow.
Yuki: But what's left is the flavor of the fromage cheese with a rich texture.
Yuki: Then the raspberry gelée's mellow fragrance fills my nostrils.
Yuki: And the melting beads of strawberry confit invite me to a space of bliss.
Yuki: This is just like a sweets heaven!!
Sonoda: Thanks for the commentary in the style of a gourmet show.
Yuki: It's incredibly delicious, Sonoda-san!!
Sonoda: Of course. I'm a genius.
Yuki: Mmmmm.... This is awesome!!
Sonoda: Do you want to eat it every day?
Yuki: Yeah, yeah.
Sonoda: Then, join Durak.
Sonoda: If you do, you can eat my cooking every day.
Yuki: This... every day...
Yuki: ...Wait, no no no no!
Yuki: I... I can't. I was unwittingly starting to feel like it, lured by food...
Yuki: That was close, that was close...
Sonoda: Wow... You really have a strong sense of duty.
Tomo: Yuki. Did you enjoy dessert?
Yuki: Of course!
Tomo: Are you okay with not complaining about Joker's cheating?
Yuki: Huh?
Yuki: ...Oh, I forgot.
Yuki: It's fine. In the end I drew the winner.
Yuki: And I was able to eat such delicious sweets.
Tomo: You're such a happy‐go‐lucky guy.

(dorm hallway)
Yuki: Mm. That was fun.
Yuki: I talked with lots of different people and Sonoda-san's special sweets were really delicious.
Tomo: I'm glad.
Tomo: Although if Arata-san's ferret hadn't gone wild, you'd have given up being Ace about now.
Yuki: Haha. Well, that's...

decision #2b: won't accept the match
Yuki: I'm sorry. I'll pass.
Joker: Huh? You won't do it?
Yuki: Right...
Joker: Hmm.
Yuki: Ugh...
Joker: For all that you were boasting about your good luck, you sure are gutless...
Yuki: But if it's luck, that means there's also a small chance...
Joker: Honestly, I'm disappointed.
Yuki: Ugh...
Joker: How boring. And I was looking forward to enjoying it.
Yuki: I'm sorry...
Joker: ... *sigh*
Joker: Oh well. Instead, next time I'll have you show me your good luck properly.
Yuki: R, right.
Joker: Then, everyone. This ends Asahina-kun's welcome party.
student 1: Huh!
student 2: Already?
Joker: If it's over, it's over.
Joker: Right. Everyone back to your rooms.
Joker: Hayato, chase them out.
Chiba: Yes.
Sonoda: Kiyo, what do you want to do with these sweets?
Joker: I don't care anymore.
Sonoda: That's random... Alright, I'll sell it in the cafeteria tomorrow.
Yuki: *sigh*...
Kuya: You did well.
Yuki: It's kind of sudden.
Takato: He's always like that.
Takato: You avoided Joker's provocation. There was no knowing what would happen.
Yuki: Ugh...
Kuya: There's nothing to worry about.
Kuya: What will be, will be! It's qué será será!!
Yuki: That's how I'll think of it.
Kuya: Come on, let's go back too! If we don't hurry back, we'll be locked out of the dorm!
Yuki: Huh!? Really?
Takato: The RA does roll call, so you don't get locked out.
Takato: But if we're too late, it will cause trouble.
Takato: It won't hurt to hurry.
Yuki: Oh, you're right.

(dorm hallway)
Yuki: Phew. I'm glad we didn't get locked out.
Tomo: On the off chance you did get locked out, if you said something, you'd be let in.
Tomo: Even if it's not the RA, there are other methods like someone who noticed would let you in, or using a secret passage.
Yuki: There's secret passages?
Tomo: I've only heard rumors of them.
Yuki: Wow... Next time I'll try looking for one.

Yuki: Oh, it's an email. ...Kuya-san?
---
sender: Kuya-san
subject: I look forward to working with you!
text: Hi! I'm emailing because I wanted to thank you again.
Thank you for accepting the position of student council president in these difficult circumstances.
There may be a lot you're confused about, so talk to me about anything. No matter how trivial, I don't mind. I want to be of help to you.
Well then. Let's work hard together from now on.
---
Yuki: After all, he's so nice.
Yuki: "Me too, I look forward to working with you, Kuya-san," there.
Yuki: Yeah! I'll do my best in student council activities starting tomorrow.

Yuki: Huh? An email from Takato-san?
Yuki: What could it be...?
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sender: Takato-san
subject: this is a verification email
text: This is Takato.
I'm sending a verification email to confirm if I can use this address without problems. No reply needed.
---
Yuki: ... He's a very cautious person...
Yuki: Alright.
Yuki: "Then I'm sending a verification email too. I look forward to seeing you tomorrow in the student council!"
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sender: Takato-san
subject: RE: RE: this is a verification email
text: The same here, I look forward to seeing you <(_ _)>
---
Yuki: Huh...
<(_ _)>
(Yuki: An emoticon... Takato-san...)
(Yuki: ... It doesn't suit him...)
Yuki: Oh well, though.

(Yuki: Huh? An email...?)
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sender: Sonoda-san
subject: About today's special dish
text: I'm going to tell you about the special dish at the welcome party: "fromage blanc mousse and raspberry gelée verrine."
A verrine is a dessert arranged in a glass.
Fromage blanc is a cream-type white cheese from France. Because the milk is just solidified and not allowed to ripen, it's easy for even people that don't like cheese or yogurt to eat.
It's said to match especially well with very tart berries.
If you want to eat it, quit the student council and join Durak.
---
(Yuki: Urgh... the devil's tempting me again...)
(Yuki: If he keeps tempting me like this, some day I will quit the student council.)

Yuki: An email?
Yuki: Chiba-san!?
(Yuki: Just what is this from Chiba-san...)
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sender: Chiba-san
subject: (no subject)
text: blank
---
Yuki: ...A blank email????
Yuki: Is this user error?
(Yuki: Since Joker-san tricked him along with me, maybe Chiba-san is surprisingly kind of a dummy?)
(Yuki: But this is perfect.)
Yuki: "Good night. Let's be friends from now on," there.
Yuki: Send!
(Yuki: I don't want him to think of me as an enemy.)

Yuki: It's an email.
Yuki: Who is it from?
Yuki: Oh, it's Arata-san! ...Wait, what is this?
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sender: Arata-san
subject: (no subject)
text: rahaneyuhanaha
furiyahaeruro
haninuhohareyo
Sorry. Maro typed the email on his own. Maybe it's a message for you, Ace-kun. I'm sending it as-is.
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Yuki: Oh, so it's Maro messing around.
Yuki: But it's possible there really is some message.
Yuki: Um... "Arata-san, Maro, let's be friends from now on."
Yuki: Send!
(Yuki: Maybe someday I'll understand ferret speech too... or not.)

Yuki: Hm? An email?
Yuki: That was fast, it's from Tomo.
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sender: Tomo
subject: About the chalk
text: Thank you for today. As long as you're there, I can sleep in class safely.
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Yuki: So he can sleep...
Yuki: He's hopeless.
Yuki: Well, me too...
Yuki: *yaaawn*... Time for bed, time for bed.
Yuki: I'll sleep tight, and do my best tomorrow too.

Yuki: Hm? An email?
Yuki: That was fast, it's from Tomo.
Yuki: Wow. Since he went out of his way to send me an email, I guess he has a diligent side.
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sender: Tomo
subject: Good job
text: Good job on your first late day of school.
I'm glad you seem average. There's a lot of weirdos here, so it's too corrupting.
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Yuki: Corrupting...
Yuki: It's true, there do seem to be a lot of weird people though.
Yuki: ...But that's not contagious.
(Yuki: Dressing like a cosplay, or carrying a weapon...?)
Yuki: Haha. No, no. I could never do that.
Yuki: I have to hurry and go to bed.

-- if you haven't received any other emails:
(Yuki: Huh? An email from Joker-san?)

-- if you received another email first:
(Yuki: Huh? Another one... it's Joker-san?)

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sender: Joker-san
subject: ХОРОШО!
text: Good evening, new Ace-kun. You entertained me a lot today. Since recently I was so bored I could die, I'm truly happy a fun boy like you has come to school. I look forward to seeing how you will entertain me from now on.
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Yuki: Hahaha...
(Yuki: I'll consider it a good thing that he's looking forward to it...)