gakuen heaven 2
Joker route translation
- This is a complete translation of Joker's love ending only. His other endings will be added later.
- This translation begins immediately after choosing Joker as Yuki's Bell One partner.
- When there are choices in the text, the "correct" one is noted in bold and only that choice is translated.
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June 20 (A)
June 20 (B) ♥ June 22 (A) ♥ June 22 (B) ♥ June 22 (C) ♥ June 22 (D) ♥ June 22 (E) ♥ later
Yuki: Mm... *yaaawn*...
Yuki: Mm, what a nice morning...
Yuki: ...Huh? Come to think of it,
Yuki: Joker-san didn't come to wake me up today...
Yuki: Well, that's normal though...
Yuki: This is like every day.
(Yuki: ...Although it feels kind of lonely that he didn't come...)
Yagami: Hey, Asahina, you've been sighing annoyingly for a while.
Yuki: Oh, sorry...
Yagami: Today is the last round of the Bell One.
Yagami: Looking all stupid like that, are you alright?
Yuki: Yeah, I know I have to do my best but...
Yagami: Dumbass, if you come this far and fail, I'm not letting you off easy.
Yuki: I get it.
Yagami: Student council president isn't just a title, got it?
Yagami: Win and pay back that bastard Sakaki.
Yuki: Huh, he's not in the cafeteria either...
(Yuki: We're in different classes so there's times I don't see him, but after all, I'm worried.)
Yuki: I wonder what happened to Joker-san today.
Yuki: Even though this afternoon is the final round of the Bell One...
(Yuki: Normally he comes to my room to wake me up in the morning...)
(Yuki: And at lunchtime, he comes to the classroom to invite me...)
(Yuki: Today he hasn't come, and I haven't seen him once.)
(Yuki: I did tell him I wanted him to stop being so excessive, but...)
(Yuki: It seemed like he wasn't paying attention to what I said...)
(Yuki: Since today is the last day, I thought there would be something special, so I may have been a bit disappointed...)
(Yuki: ...Not seeing him is sad...)
(Yuki: I'm selfish too, thinking like this...)
Okaken: Oh, if it isn't Asahina-kun.
Okaken: It's finally the end of the Bell One. Are you prepared?
Okaken: Well, even if you don't do anything, as long as Joker-san is there, there should be no problem.
Okaken: There's still things I want to do at the school, so absolutely win!
Yuki: Y, yeah. I'll do my best!
Yuki: Come to think of it, you're taking several second year ultimate classes, Okaken.
Okaken: Yeah. That's right.
Yuki: Have you seen Joker-san in class?
Okaken: No, I haven't seen him today. Well, depending on his mood, it's pretty common that he doesn't come to class.
Yuki: I see. Thanks.
(Yuki: He didn't show up in class, I wonder what's the matter...)
Yuki: Hello. Have you seen Joker-san?
Sonoda: He's not here.
Sonoda: He said he had some business...
Sonoda: But he told me to treat you, so I took a lunch order for you.
Yuki: Joker-san ordered for me?
Sonoda: Yeah, he told me to make you a special dish. Of course, he paid.
Sonoda: Which means I made some stamina food for you so you'll win the Bell One. Eat up!
Yuki: Wow, it's liver and garlic chives, and katsudon, and eel, and yakiniku, and bone-in beef ribs!!
Sonoda: Of course, there's dessert too.
Sonoda: The large amount is a freebie from me.
Sonoda: Well, lunch is short so hurry and eat it.
Yuki: Yes! Thank you!
(Yuki: Actually, I really wanted to meet Joker-san before lunch but...)
(Yuki: Since he ordered it for me, I can't let the food go to waste.)
Yuki: Before, you mentioned that Joker-san had some business, do you know what it is?
Sonoda: It seems he left this morning with Hayato, but I don't know what his business was...
Yuki: With Chiba-san?
Sonoda: Since the two of them were together, maybe they found some trouble.
(Yuki: Could it be about the saboteur...?)
Yuki: Trouble before the Bell One, I wonder if they're okay?
Sonoda: Who knows?
Sonoda: Since I'm not in charge of discipline, they don't tell me anything.
Sonoda: But, well, if it's those two, you don't have to worry about them.
Yuki: That's true.
Sonoda: You just do what you need to do.
Sonoda: First is to eat all of my food without leaving any.
Yuki: Yes! Of course!
Yuki: Let's eat!!
Yuki: *munch* Mm, delicious!!
Yuki: It's finally time for the third round!
Yuki: I didn't meet Joker-san, even after class ended.
Yuki: I wanted to see him at least once before going to the auditorium.
Yuki: I wonder if Joker-san came ahead of me?
Yuki: ...Huh? There's no one here but me.
Yuki: Not just Joker-san, but even the students cheering for us aren't here.
(Yuki: Anyway, I'll go to the stage.)
Panda-san: Welcome to the venue for the final round of the Bell One Grand Prix!
Panda-san: This is the final round!
Panda-san: Whether ya cry or laugh, today's the end! The final round is a contest of luck!
Panda-san: The result of the final round will be broadcast to the students by the camera that is in Panda-san's eye.
Panda-san: Well, it's finally time!
Yuki: W, wait a minute, neither Joker-san nor Professor Sakaki are here.
Panda-san: This is the final round!
Panda-san: Whether ya cry or laugh, today's the end! The final round is a contest of luck!
Yuki: The voice, is it just repeating itself?
Yuki: Um, what should I do...?
Yuki: Oh, Sonoda-san! You came to support me.
Yuki: It looks like Joker-san isn't here yet, have you seen him somewhere?
(Yuki: Huh? Sonoda-san looks kind of really scary...)
Sonoda: Professor Sakaki and Kiyo are not coming.
Yuki: What does... that mean...?
Sonoda: From now on, you're going to fight me.
Yuki: Fight? My opponent's not Professor Sakaki?
Sonoda: No. I'm here as a representative of Assistant Director Sakaki.
Yuki: Um... I don't really understand what you're saying, but...
Sonoda: Meaning nothing, it's as I said, I'm your enemy.
Yuki: Please wait a minute! You're part of Durak, aren't you?
Yuki: Why are you a representative for Professor Sakaki...? And an enemy, what does that mean!?
Sonoda: It doesn't matter if you understand. I've been against you since the beginning.
Yuki: ...No way.
Sonoda: You don't believe me?
Yuki: Of course not! Well, you're a student of this school, aren't you?
Yuki: Won't it be bad for you if this school closes?
Sonoda: Not really.
Sonoda: Up until now, Durak has been trying to destroy the student council.
Sonoda: Anyway, there's nothing unnatural about opposing you like this.
Sonoda: You must have had doubts, like about why Durak chased out the ex-Ace?
Yuki: Well... That's because Joker-san took the matches seriously...
Sonoda: No, I set it all up from the beginning to steal the rights of the student council president.
Sonoda: For that, Kiyo's charisma was very helpful.
Yuki: Then, do you mean you've been tricking Joker-san the whole time?
Sonoda: Yeah. Because he's the type that doesn't mind the ethics or the goal as long as it entertains him.
Sonoda: He cornered the student council just as I desired.
Sonoda: Really, without doing something so annoying like creating Durak...
Sonoda: I wanted him to become the student council president directly.
Sonoda: He weakened the student council.
Sonoda: So the result was alright.
Sonoda: Well, he did a good job of chasing out the ex-Ace.
Sonoda: But you were outside of my calculations.
Sonoda: He forgot the original goal of taking the armband and started helping you.
Sonoda: You fought here with Kiyo before. Since then, he's been unusable.
Sonoda: Geez, what a ridiculous change of heart.
Sonoda: So it couldn't be helped, I had to make a move.
Yuki: Could it be... the student who stole my armband...
Sonoda: Yeah, it was me.
Yuki: No way... I can't believe it...
Sonoda: Do you want to confirm it with Kiyo?
Sonoda: But it's too bad. Kiyo and Hayato aren't coming here.
Sonoda: Those two would get in the way of the competition that's about to start.
Sonoda: I had them take a bit of a rest until this final round is over.
Yuki: Had them take a rest...
Sonoda: It was a bit of a physical method.
Yuki: That's, it can't be...
Sonoda: You've never seen one? It's a stun gun.
Yuki: No way...
Sonoda: It's just as you imagine.
Yuki: I can't believe it!! But you seemed to be such close friends!
Yuki: Like when you're doing your Durak work, and during the ball tournament!
Sonoda: If we looked like friends, then your eyes were bad.
Sonoda: I was simply using them!
Sonoda: It's time, but those two haven't come.
Sonoda: That, more than anything, is proof.
Yuki: B, but! There's no way those two could be done in so easily!!
Yuki: Of course, fighters like Joker-san and Chiba-san are stronger than you, whose specialty is cooking.
Sonoda: You're right, of course.
Sonoda: I could never win against those two in a fair fight.
Sonoda: But leaving aside Hayato, in Kiyo's case, his armor has weak points.
Sonoda: You know that Kiyo's gotten close to you.
Sonoda: He told you about the accident and his body.
Sonoda: As long as you know that, the rest is just aiming for his blind spot.
Yuki: But, Chiba-san...
Sonoda: Hayato's even simpler than Kiyo.
Sonoda: If you take Kiyo hostage first, then Hayato has no choice but to go along quietly.
Sonoda: Because he's an idiot who would even commit seppuku for Kiyo.
Yuki: ...Why would you go so far and do something so cruel!?
Sonoda: ...Because I have a goal.
Sonoda: And in order to accomplish it, I'm prepared to do anything.
Sonoda: For that, I don't care if I make enemies of every student in the school.
Sonoda: I absolutely don't care if this school closes.
Yuki: Are you serious!?
Yuki: Weren't you supporting me until now, Sonoda-san!?
Yuki: As a member of Durak along with Joker-san and Chiba-san!!
Sonoda: ...Supporting you?
Sonoda: I never had any intention of doing that.
Yuki: That's a lie!
Yuki: Didn't you make me delicious food every day because Joker-san asked you to?
Yuki: And today's lunch too!!
Yuki: Even without Joker-san being there, you offered me food and you gave me a lot...
(Yuki: What is this? Just now... my vision suddenly warped...)
Sonoda: So it's finally working...
Yuki: Work... ing...?
Sonoda: It was a big help that you have eyes for nothing but food, and on top of that, you have a complete lack of suspicion of other people.
Yuki: No way... you put something in... my lunch...
Sonoda: The stamina food, all of it had a heavy flavor, so you didn't notice, did you?
Yuki: Oh no... Ugh...
(Yuki: What... is this...?)
(Yuki: My vision is spinning, I feel out of it...)
Yuki: Oh... *pant*...
Sonoda: I have no grudge against you personally.
Sonoda: But since the Bell One started, the whole time, you had either Kiyo or Hayato with you, so this was the only thing I could do.
Yuki: Joker-san was...?
Sonoda: Until now, I did various things to sabotage you behind the scenes.
Sonoda: But before you could even notice, Kiyo and Hayato ruined it all.
Sonoda: And so you made it to the final round.
Sonoda: That's why I had to take this direct method.
Sonoda: I didn't want to use this means against someone like you, who properly savored my food.
Sonoda: As a cook, putting it in the food was the last thing I wanted to do.
Yuki: Then why...?
Sonoda: I couldn't really be a traitor and do this much with a wavering, weak resolve.
Sonoda: So I won't let anyone interfere.
Sonoda: Don't think ill of me.
Sonoda: You look like you still don't want to believe I'm a traitor.
Yuki: Of... course. I don't... believe it. I don't... want to believe it...
Yuki: *gasp*... I want you... to say... it's a lie...
Sonoda: Kiyo realized a long time ago that I was the traitor who stole the armband.
Yuki: Joker-san did?
Sonoda: So I thought he'd already revealed it to you too, but it looks like he kept it a secret.
Sonoda: That may be how much he treasures you, though.
Sonoda: Instead, it helped me that you weren't on guard against me.
Yuki: Didn't it... hurt you to be deceiving Joker-san and Chiba-san.... the entire time?
Sonoda: No, not at all.
Yuki: But aren't you and Joker-san best friends!?
Sonoda: Best friends? Ha, of course not. I never thought of him that way even once.
Sonoda: It's probably the same for Kiyo.
Yuki: No way...
Sonoda: What Kiyo thinks of me has nothing to do with this.
Sonoda: At the beginning he agreed with destroying the student council.
Sonoda: He had a change of heart toward you on his own, so rather it was Kiyo who betrayed me.
Sonoda: It's not like I became a traitor just recently.
Sonoda: Anyway, trying to persuade me at this point is useless.
Sonoda: Anyway, let's get back to the point.
Sonoda: The final round of the Bell One is a game where you pick the armband out of these boxes.
Sonoda: There's a 1 out of 2 chance, and if you pick the box with the armband, you can gain the rights of the Ace.
Sonoda: And the armband is in this box.
Sonoda: You want to say that if I reveal what's inside ahead of time, then it stops being a game to test your luck, don't you?
Sonoda: That's right. I don't intend to have a contest of luck with you.
Sonoda: And so I'm going to have you open the box that doesn't have the armband in it.
Sonoda: And through the camera in this panda, all the students will see you choose the wrong box.
Yuki: I'm not going to choose... the wrong box...
Sonoda: No, you're going to choose it.
Sonoda: Or do you not care what happens to Kiyo and Hayato?
Yuki: Are you trying to...threaten me!?
Sonoda: Yeah. This isn't a game, it's an exchange.
Sonoda: Those two are trapped in a certain place.
Sonoda: Depending on your decision, they may be in danger.
Sonoda: Yuki-kun, you're only being allowed two choices.
Sonoda: Either quit the third round, or choose this box, knowing you'll lose.
Yuki: That's... cowardly...
(Yuki: My vision is fogging... if I don't get hold of myself, I'll pass out right now...)
Sonoda: You look like you're at your limit.
Sonoda: You should choose of your own will before you lose the right to make all choices by passing out.
Yuki: I won't... forgive this...
Yuki: If... there's a camera... in the panda... then this won't work...
Sonoda: Unfortunately, the picture that the camera is taking is just of the boxes on the table.
Sonoda: And it doesn't pick up sound.
Sonoda: At this point, the people watching the feed can only see that the explanation is taking a long time.
Yuki: Damn, it...
(Yuki: ...Is all I can do give up and accept my defeat?)
(Yuki: If I force it and choose the correct box, then Joker-san and Chiba-san will be in danger...)
(Yuki: Maybe it means that all I can do is accept my defeat and retire from the third round...)
(Yuki: Like this, what will happen to the school?)
(Yuki: The proposal from the board will go through, and the school will close.)
(Yuki: We even had the Bell One to protect the school...)
(Yuki: ...I'm losing consciousness.)
(Yuki: I have a duty to protect the school.)
(Yuki: But I don't want Joker-san and Chiba-san to be in danger...)
(Yuki: And I also don't want the school to close!)
Sonoda: What will you do? No matter what you choose, you lose.
Yuki: *gasp*... I...
I haven't lost yet.
All I can do is accept defeat...
(decision: I haven't lost yet.)
(Yuki: I haven't lost yet...!)
(Yuki: Remember... Didn't Joker-san tell me?)
Joker: The facedown cards hold infinite possibility.
Joker: As long as you desire it, I'm sure that the cards will answer your expectations.
(Yuki: That's right, the facedown cards hold infinite possibility.)
(Yuki: Yeah, I haven't seen what's inside the box yet.)
(Yuki: It's just that Sonoda-san said it's not in there.)
(Yuki: I'm sure if it was Joker-san...)
(Yuki: He wouldn't give up until he saw the result.)
(Yuki: He wouldn't run from any contest.)
Sonoda: Do you accept your defeat and give up?
Yuki: ...No. I choose... this box.
Sonoda: The wrong box?
Yuki: Yes... But it's not because I accept... defeat.
Yuki: I haven't lost... until we open this box and see the result.
Yuki: ...It's possible that the armband is in this one.
Sonoda: It's not possible.
Sonoda: No matter what you say, the armband is not in there.
Sonoda: Because I'm the one who put the armband in the box.
Yuki: No, I believe in... my luck!
Yuki: I'll bet on the miracle that the armband might be in there!
Yuki: That's... my greatest weapon...
Yuki: I'm opening it.
-- win Bell One, round three --
Yuki: ...It's the Ace armband.
Yuki: The armband is in the box...
CG: Sonoda threatens Yuki
Sonoda: Impossible, that can't...
Sonoda: It's impossible! I didn't put the armband in that box!
Sonoda: Why!? This can't be happening!!
Sonoda: Hey, you, what did you do!!?
Yuki: It hurts...
(Yuki: He's hitting me...?)
(Yuki: ...But I'm already... fading...)