twitter short story (2015)
This was one of the longest and most detailed Twitter events of 2015... and it's kind of hilarious. :3
happy birthday, Joker!
Midnight Nov 21/22
Joker: С Днем рождения!! (Happy birthday in Russian)
Yuki-kun, I came for you to congratulate me on my birthday♪
Yuki: Huh! Wha! Joker-san, what are you doing in my room!? What about knocking? What about the lock?
I wanted you to congratulate me, so I ended up coming to you★
Yuki: Wah, you can't come into my room yet! Please do it tomorrow!!
Yuki: No means no! Please wait until I go get you!!
Joker: Well, it's my birthday after midnight, so today is a day I can do whatever I want. So I thought I'd spend 24 hours with my beloved Yuki-kun.
Yuki: No, that makes me happy, and I always want to be with you too, but I'm telling you, you can't yet!
Please wait until morning!
Yuki-kun chased me out of his room....
Joker: It's annoying to go to bed like this.... Hayato's already asleep too.
I'll try asking everyone what I should do.
Joker: What do you think I should do now?
The result will be decided 15 minutes from now.
- Make Eiji celebrate (33%)
- Harass Eiji (67%)
Sonoda: I got kind of a chill...
Yuki: *sigh* It was really sudden so I accidentally kicked Joker-san out. What will I do if he got mad...? But I didn't want to show him this yet. I have to hang in there a little longer.
Joker: I knew it☆
Joker: Eiiijiii, I've come to harass youuu!
Sonoda: Huuuh? What is that, coming so late at night?
Besides, if your goal is to harass me, you should hide it a little more. Well, it is routine, so I'm used to it though....
Joker: It's because 64% of society told me to harass you♪
Sonoda: In the first place, why did you come see me? If you wanted attention, you should go see Yuki-kun.
Joker: Well, Yuki-kun wouldn't keep me company.
Sonoda: Probably, he was making preparations to celebrate, wasn't he? Wait patiently. Even I'll make you food in the morning.
Joker: I know that. But it's not like me to wait patiently without doing anything. Besides, I'm thinking I want to give Yuki-kun a royal welcome when he comes to congratulate me. So, will you help me?
Sonoda: Wait a minute, Kiyo. What are doing pointing a gun at someone you're asking for a favor!?
Joker: I told you, didn't I? I came to harass you☆
Joker: Well then, everyone watching this timeline, thanks for voting. We'll continue after the sun comes up.
10:30am, Nov 22
I was so satisfied with finishing, I accidentally fell asleep.
Yuki: I've wrapped it tightly, so good, I'll go see Joker-san!
Yuki: Joker-saaan. Huh? He's not here.
Yuki: ...There's a notice.
"Come to Eiji's room☆"
Yuki: Hello. *door opening*
Joker: Welcome, Yuki-kun!
It's all red in front of me!?
What is this, powder?
Joker: It's a colored powder party. Flashy, isn't it!
I wanted to try it once♪
Yuki: Oh, I've kind of seen that in foreign movies!
This is like chalk powder, but it's safe even if it goes in your mouth?
Sonoda: It's just starch colored with red food coloring, so it's pretty much safe.
Sonoda: More importantly, if you wanted to do it, you should do it in your room. Why are you doing it in my room!!
Joker: Well, it's hard to clean up afterward. If I did it in the cafeteria, you'd get even madder.
So, Yuki-kun, have fun!
This is fun, isn't it!
Chiba: Today is Joker-sama's birthday. This year, I'll give him this present... hm? Joker-sama is not in his room... where did he go....
Joker: Yuki-kun, get it on Eiji too!
Yuki: You have fun too, Sonoda-san. There!
Sonoda: Wait, no!
Chiba: Hey, Sonoda. Do you know where Joker-sama... *gasp!* Who!!
Joker: Oh, Hayato. That's Eiji.
Yuki: Wah! Chiba-san got Sonoda-san!
Chiba: Joker-sama? And is that Asahina there? That mysterious colored object is Sonoda...?
Joker: Yeah, it's fun so you join too, Hayato. There!
Chiba: Huh? Oh, aah... achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
Yuki: Chiba-san!? Are you okay? That's a lot of sneezing....
Chiba: I... achoo... I can overcome... achoo! this ordeal... achoo! Achoo!
Yuki: Chiba-san, you're sobbing!?
Joker: Oh, come to think of it, Hayato, you get hay fever, don't you? Sorry, I forgot.
Chiba: No... I'm fine... achoo-achoo-achoo!!!! Myself, achoo... wants to celebrate... achoo... your birthday... achoo... Jokers-sama... achoo-achoo-achoo-achoo!
Joker: Thanks, Hayato. I appreciate the sentiments. We just wanted to have fun. Go back to your room and come back after you've taken a shower.
Chiba: You're so kind...! Achoo!!! Happy birthday... achoo-achoo... then... take this....
Joker: Thanks, Hayato.
Yuki: Joker-san, what did he give you?
Joker: Um, there's a note. "I won a hand towel fabled to give you the strength of a hundred men if you wear it. Please accept it. Hayato," it says.
Yuki: Won it, what does that mean? Or rather, from who??
Joker: Who knows? But, it's perfect. I'll use this polka dotted cloth as a dust mask.
There's still a lot of powder left, so let's restart the party!!
Sonoda: Huh, you're still going to continue?
Sonoda: (It's not my imagination that Yuki-kun's mood is starting to resemble Kiyo's...)
Sonoda: In that case, I'll counterattack too!
Joker: Ah, that was fun♪
Yuki: It was!
Even though at the end, I couldn't tell what color I ended up becoming.
I enjoyed the excitement even though I kind of didn't get it!
I had so much fun I forgot, but I brought a birthday present for you, Joker-san!
Yuki: I'm glad I wrapped it properly.
Joker: What's inside?
Yuki: Um, a knit hat! Since I got a fur hat from you before, I thought I wanted to give you one too. Although, it wasn't finished last night, so I ended up kicking you out....
Joker: Does that mean, you knitted it?
Yuki: I wanted to at first, but after all, there's a limit to my skill....
Because it was starting to look kind of weird, I just embroidered the name JOKER with yarn on a ready-made item.
Joker: I'm very happy. That I got something made with love from you, my dearest.
Yuki: Ehehehe///// (blushing)
Joker: I want to unwrap it and wear it right away, but I don't want it to get dirty, so I'll do it after I take a bath.
Yuki: Oh, that's true. Let's ask Dora-chan so we can use the big bath!
Sonoda: Oh, then, I want a bath too...
Joker: Huh? Eiji, you can't possibly mean to get into the bath with us when our love is growing to its climax. Read the mood and take a shower in your own room.
Joker: And, have some food prepared for when we get out of the bath.
Yuki: Uwah, Sonoda-san's food, I can't wait!!
1:00pm, Nov 22
Yuki: Preparing this much while we were in the bath and Joker-san was making me happy, after all, you are a genius, Sonoda-san!!
Sonoda: ...Well, I already know I'm a genius.
Oh, the ones with the mint leaves are for Kiyo, so be careful.
I got hungry from moving around so much, so it's more delicious than usual!
Yuki: Joker-san, when we finish eating this, let's clean Sonoda-san's room.
Joker: Huh, we're going to clean?
Yuki: Well, he let us have fun, so we have to clean up.
Sonoda: Yuki-kun, you're uber-nice.
By the way, Kiyo. I know you want to show off, but don't eat wearing the knit hat.
Joker: I don't want to, but if Yuki-kun says so, it can't be helped.
Then, afterward, let's continue from the bath in my room♥