twitter short story (2015)
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happy birthday, Professor Sakaki!
Yuki: Professor Sakaki, happy birthday! I have a present for you....
Sakaki: Asahina. If this is a bribe because you want me to go easy on grading your test, I don’t need it. All morning, I’ve been receiving tributes one after another from guys who are flunking. Are you the same?
Yuki: I’m not. It’s not a bribe, I made it to celebrate your birthday!
Sakaki: Made it? Did you learn how to make some food from Sonoda?
Yuki: No. The present from me is this! Tada! “A test that Professor Sakaki absolutely can’t get 100% on!!”
Sakaki: I did say I like making tests that students can’t get 100% on, but I don’t remember saying I wanted to take one.
Yuki: Huh, really? I thought, certainly you’d like solving them too. Since it’s here, please try it.
Sakaki: “Question 1. Which of the following was the main ingredient in last Friday’s A set?”
"Question 2. Which of the following is always the first bread to sell out at the school store?"
Yuki: Hehe. This will be hard even for you to get 100% on.
Tomo: Yuki, that’s not really a present no matter how you look at it, is it?
Yuki: Huh, maybe. I thought of it when I couldn’t sleep last night. So did you prepare something then?
Tomo: Yeah, more or less, since he’s helped me. This is from me.
Sakaki: A portable ashtray.
Tomo: I think it’s better than Yuki’s.
Yuki: Tomo, that’s just something you bought at the nearby 100yen shop.
Tomo: It wasn’t 100yen, it was 300yen.
Sakaki: Both of you, thank you. Since I don’t have excessive expectations of what I get from students, I’m happy with whatever I get.
Yuki: Hehe. I’m glad.
Sakaki: After this, it seems Sonoda is going to make some food for me, but do you want to come too?
Yuki: I’ll go!!
Tomo: If it’s on you, anytime.
Sakaki: Since that’s the case, Sonoda, add two more.
Sonoda: Huh, seriously? I wish you’d say something like that earlier. Well, since it’s coming out of your wallet, Professor, it’s fine.