gakuen heaven 2
Professor Ito's Special Someone translation
Key #9: Taki Shunsuke
Keita:
Hey, Shunsuke. How many takoyaki is that?
Shunsuke:
Um... *munch* One pack o' eight,
two trays o' six, an' one pack
o' ten, so...
*
Keita:
No, I don't need the exact number.
Shunsuke:
What?
Ya asked.
Keita:
I'm trying to say something else.
Keita:
We haven't been on a date in so long, so what
are you doing just eating by yourself?
Shunsuke:
Hm? Ya wanna have some too?
Keita:
No. Geez...
you haven't matured at all.
Shunsuke:
That's not true. Actually, Ah'm
still growin'. Taller.
Keita:
Huh...?
Keita:
Whaaaaaa!!!!!!
Shunsuke:
Moron.
Don't yell.
Keita:
But Shunsuke, you just said
you're still growing.
Shunsuke:
Is it that surprisin'?
Keita:
It is! How old are you?
That's not possible.
Shunsuke:
Don't be silly, don't be silly. Ah'm not the same as
you. Ah earn money with part-time jobs an' bike trials.
Ah work out an' go all over the place, both here an'
overseas. Ya became a school teacher an' take it easy
every day, so yer not fit like Ah am.
Keita:
Being fit, that doesn't have
anything to do with height!
Keita:
(Urrrgh. It's true that Shunsuke
got taller in high school, unlike me,
who hardly grew.)
Keita:
(But I was supposed to be one centimeter taller.)
Keita:
(This sucks.
I don't want Shunsuke to surpass me.
He's still cute even if he's taller,
but after all, my pride as a man...)
Shunsuke:
Hehe. When we met up
two months ago, we were
'bout equal. But this time...
Keita:
Ugh...
Keita:
Hm?
Keita:
Oh,
you haven't grown.
Shunsuke:
Huh!?
Keita:
Look.
You're shorter.
Shunsuke:
Sh, sh, shorter!
Shunsuke:
Uwah! It's true.
Dammit! Ah was so close!!
Keita:
Ah. That was a shock. I thought it
was weird you said you were still growing.
Shunsuke:
This can't be!
Ah grew!
Ah measured an' everythin'!
Keita:
Maybe your height scale is broken.
Shunsuke:
What the heck? This is crazy! Are ya
wearin' those elevator shoe things?
Keita:
Why do you say that? I'm not you,
I don't do stuff like that.
Shunsuke:
Ugh... How'd ya figure it out?
Keita:
You really are wearing elevator shoes!?
Shunsuke:
J, just a little, a bit.
Keita:
That's why you thought you'd win...
Shunsuke:
But yer wearin' dress shoes!
They've got heels. Heels!
Keita:
And your sneakers have thick soles, don't they?
Shunsuke:
Dammit! Ah thought Ah'd surpassed
ya this time.
Keita:
Hehe. Too bad.
Shunsuke:
Ah. Yer no fun.
Shunsuke:
Still, Keita,
ya've changed.
Keita:
Really?
Shunsuke:
Ya have, ya have.
With a necktie on, ya look
like a regular old fart.
Keita:
I've been wearing neckties
since I was a BL School student.
Keita:
Besides, I'm a teacher.
Shunsuke:
Yer a teacher.
Shunsuke:
How's it goin'?
Are the students makin' ya cry?
Keita:
Not at all.
They're all good boys.
Shunsuke:
Ah see.
Keita:
Speaking of which,
you're the crybaby.
Shunsuke:
What!?
Keita:
You can't say I'm wrong.
Keita:
I think crying with frustration when you lose
is proof of how serious you are, though.
Shunsuke:
Ah did not cry!
...This time.
Keita:
If you say so.
Keita:
Well?
Can you stay over again tonight?
Shunsuke:
'Course. Where else would Ah stay
apart from yer place?
Shunsuke:
Ah'll be in Japan fer a while. It takes funds
ta be in tournaments. Anyway, Ah gotta look fer
my next part time job.
Keita:
Sounds rough.
Shunsuke:
Seriously. Ah don't make a lick of
money from trials. It'd be a different
story if Ah found a sponsor though.
Keita:
Haha...
Keita:
Well, if you lived at my place, you'd save the cost
of room and board and you could take your time looking.
Shunsuke:
Huh? Can Ah?
Keita:
It's only natural, isn't it? I don't
think you'd accept money from your lover.
Keita:
I'll help you look for a good paying part time job too.
Shunsuke:
Woohoo! After all, it's important
ta have a lover ya can rely on.
Keita:
Right?
Shunsuke:
How 'bout it? Speaking o' reliable,
can Ah use the BL School cafeteria?
Fer free, of course.
Keita:
Free?
Shunsuke:
As a perk fer graduates, how 'bout it?
Keita:
There's no way I can do that.
Shunsuke:
Ya can't?
Keita:
No means no.
Keita:
You can't use the school cafeteria,
so cook at my place instead.
I'll pay for the food.
Shunsuke:
For real!?
Keita:
Yeah. So let's eat breakfast
and dinner together.
Shunsuke:
Woohoo, woohoo.
School teachers are so generous!
Shunsuke:
Ah'll pay the cost of my food with my body.
Keita:
Yeah.
Keita:
Well, I'll accept your body
as payment in another sense.
Shunsuke:
M, moron!! Ya pervert!
Keita:
But Shunsuke, you were into it last night.
Shunsuke:
W, well! We were
doin' THAT last night!
It's been a long time!
Keita:
Yeah.
Shunsuke:
Ugh...
Shunsuke:
A, a, anyway, leave it ta me! Ya'll be eatin' the
most delicious meals ya've ever had every day!
Keita:
You cook really well, Shunsuke. I'm looking forward to it.
Shunsuke:
Yeah!
Keita:
Morning and night.
Shunsuke:
Knock it off!!
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