gakuen heaven 2
Joker route translation
- This is a complete translation of Joker's love ending only. His other endings will be added later.
- This translation begins immediately after choosing Joker as Yuki's Bell One partner.
- When there are choices in the text, the "correct" one is noted in bold and only that choice is translated.
June 2 ♥
June 6 ♥
June 9 (A) ♥
June 9 (B) ♥
June 11 (A) ♥
June 11 (B) ♥
June 13 ♥
June 15 ♥
June 20 (A)
June 20 (B) ♥ June 22 (A) ♥ June 22 (B) ♥ June 22 (C) ♥ June 22 (D) ♥ June 22 (E) ♥ later
June 22 (continued)
-- time passes --
Joker: Wake up, Yuki-kun.
Joker: Are you okay?
Yuki: Oh! Yes! I... I, I'm fine...!
(Yuki: Ahh, I'm so embarrassed about everything, I want to disappear...)
Joker: That's good.
Joker: Sorry to wake you.
Joker: I wanted to let you rest until help came, but it doesn't look like we can do that.
Yuki: What do you mean?
Joker: ...Things have gotten a bit worse.
Joker: The elevator car we're in doesn't seem like it will last until help comes.
Yuki: No way...!!
Yuki: What should we do!?
Joker: Now, now, calm down.
Joker: In the worst case, we'll die together and that would be the end of regrets...
Joker: But after all, I don't want you to die, so let's try fighting it.
Yuki: Fighting it, how...?
Joker: First of all, let's try escaping like in a movie!
Yuki: But before you said it was impossible.
Joker: We have to try what we can. Hup.
Joker: If I remove this light panel... there.
Joker: There's an emergency exit. It's an old elevator, so I thought there would be one.
Joker: But after all, it doesn't open from the inside.
Yuki: I see...
Joker: But that's no problem. If it doesn't open from the inside, then I'll just force it open.
Yuki: Huh? Your gun...
Joker: Cover your ears tightly.
Yuki: Huh? Oh, yes!
Joker: If I go from this angle, I wonder if I can keep it from ricocheting...
Joker: It's open, Yuki-kun.
Joker: Well, come on, Yuki-kun.
Yuki: Joker-san, what did you just do?
Joker: I shot and broke the screws on the escape hatch.
Yuki: Shot... wait, that gun's not a toy?
Joker: Just the first one was a toy blank. The rest are real bullets.
Joker: Keep it a secret.
Joker: Anyway, let's try getting out into the elevator shaft.
Yuki: It's kind of amazing... It's like a long tunnel going vertically.
Yuki: There's not much light so I can't see very well up or down...
Joker: As I thought, the cables are broken.
Yuki: It feels like the last one is just barely hanging on.
Joker: While you were sleeping, the car moved down little by little, so I thought it was getting dangerous.
Yuki: It could fall at any moment.
Joker: Yeah, that's true.
Joker: This is bad, we can't use that ladder that was our last hope.
Yuki: It's broken in the middle.
Joker: We can't go up or down, there's nothing else to be done...
Yuki: That voice!
Chiba: Are you safe?
Joker: Um, not exactly safe.
Sonoda: Kiyo, Yuki-kun! Are you both there?
Yuki: Sonoda-san! Yes, we're here, on top of the elevator car!!
Joker: Where are you guys?
Chiba: Ourselves are at a door about 15 meters below you, Joker-sama.
Joker: 15 meters, huh...
Sonoda: The elevator's not working? What's the situation?
Joker: The cables are broken, there's one left.
Joker: It's not going to last for much longer.
Chiba: How could this happen...?
Joker: Yeah, we don't have time to wait for rescue.
Joker: At this point, we have to try something desperate.
CG: Joker points his gun, with Yuki hanging onto him
Yuki: What are you going to do?
Joker: I'm breaking the final cable.
Yuki: Huh!? But then we'll fall!!
Joker: Right, I'll make us fall on purpose.
Joker: Hayato, is the door below open?
Chiba: Yes, it's open!
Joker: Okay, Yuki-kun?
Joker: This car is going to fall, and when it falls to the door below, we'll jump out the door.
Yuki: Jumping while it's falling, is it really going to work?
Joker: Even without the wire supporting it, to a certain extent, the braking mechanism will work.
Joker: Rather than free fall, I think it will slow the fall.
Joker: When we get to the door, I'm sure that Hayato will catch us, even if it kills him.
Joker: Right, Hayato?
Chiba: ...Even if it costs me my life!
Yuki: ...Then it may work.
Joker: The only problem is how to break that remaining cable.
Joker: All I can use is my gun.
Yuki: Even if you shoot, the cable might not break.
Joker: Yeah. So I'm trying to break the cable by aiming at the pulley.
Joker: Eiji, can you illuminate the shaft from the top floor?
Sonoda: Got it!
Joker: But this only had six bullets, including that toy blank.
Joker: I already used four earlier, so my final bullet has to work.
Yuki: ...Is that hard?
Joker: Still, I'm always fated to fall...
Joker: Well, compared to before, this time, it's a cute distance.
Joker: Hey, Yuki-kun. Do you think your good luck can get us through this situation?
Yuki: I believe it.
Joker: Well said.
Yuki: Well, didn't I tell you? My luck is my strength of belief.
Joker: Strength of belief, huh...
Joker: All we can do is cling to that.
Joker: Until now, I've made fun of lady luck, and so I might be abandoned if I rely on her.
Joker: That's why I'm putting my hopes in your good luck.
Joker: Right now is the time in my life that I've most wanted to live.
Joker: I want to be with you more from now on.
Yuki: Me too.
Joker: Let's definitely make this succeed.
Joker: I ask that you guide us, believing in your luck.
Joker: Will you show me your greatest luck here?
Yuki: Leave it to me! I'm sure it'll work out somehow!
Joker: Then I'll also show you my seriousness.
Joker: I'll show you that the Joker who's gotten the Ace card is the strongest.
Joker: Hayato, Eiji. Are you ready?
Chiba: I'm fine, come whenever you're ready.
Sonoda: I'm also ready.
Joker: Then, you take my eyepatch.
Joker: Let's count down from ten.
(Yuki: May the strength of my belief summon luck...)
(Yuki: May everything go well...)
(Yuki: Lady luck, please!!)
Joker: Let's go.
Joker: Close your eyes... and jump!
Yuki: We're... saved?
Joker: Yeah, it's a big success. Thanks to the good luck of my guardian angel.
Yuki: Woohoo!! We're saved!
Chiba: I'm relieved you're safe...
Yuki: Chiba-san, thank you too!!
Joker: Thank you, Hayato.
Chiba: As long as you're safe, Joker-sama...
Yuki: Huh? Are you crying, Chiba-san...?
Chiba: I, it's nothing!!
Joker: Hehe. You're both so cute.
Sonoda: *pant pant* Did it work?
Sonoda: ...Looks like it did.
Joker: Well then, let's go back to our school!!
Yuki: Wow, it's so bright!
Joker: It's already morning. We've lived to see another morning.
CG: Joker hugs Yuki and Chiba while Sonoda watches
Joker: Good job, Yuki-kun.
Yuki: It was thanks to you, Joker-san.
Chiba: Joker-sama, you were splendid.
Joker: You did a good job too, Hayato.
Joker: As a reward, I'll coddle you both a lot.
Sonoda: Huh? No words of thanks for me?
Joker: Oh, thank you, Sonoda-kun.
Sonoda: Thank you for your short, not heartfelt words of thanks.
Sonoda: Still, I'm surprised.
Sonoda: I can't believe it's gotten like this after I came back.
Joker: That's my line.
Joker: This annoying thing happened to me because I brought back your annoying self.
Sonoda: ...Well, excuse me.
Sonoda: I also had a hard time afterward.
Sonoda: When I came back to the school island by myself, Hayato thought I'd done something to you guys again and grilled me.
Sonoda: I tried to fix the misunderstanding, but you guys didn't come back...
Sonoda: Thanks to that, we soon realized what was going on here.
Yuki: So that's it. Thank you!!
Sonoda: You don't have to thank me. Since I'm the reason for it.
Sonoda: I caused you all trouble.
Sonoda: I want to apologize again, I'm really sorry.
Yuki: It's fine already. Don't worry about it.
Sonoda: That's not all. You telling someone like me that you wanted me to come back...
Joker: *grumble* Listen, Eiji.
Joker: Are you still going to continue this damn annoying conversation?
Sonoda: Huh? What's that supposed to mean!?
Joker: We're finally basking in happiness. We don't want to hear your annoying story.
Sonoda: Was that you just now?
Yuki: Ah, hahahaha...
Yuki: ...Yeah, that was me.
Yuki: Now that I'm relieved, I've gotten hungry...
Chiba: Come to think of it, I'm hungry...
Joker: I'm also starving.
Joker: Which means, stop with this annoying story, and hurry and go back and make food.
Joker: If you're going apologize, don't do it with words, do it with food.
Sonoda: Right, right.
Joker: Then let's go back to the school! Eiji will treat you to his most luxurious food!
Sonoda: Hey, I didn't say anything about treating anyone!
Joker: But such a horrible thing happened to us, naturally you'll treat us.
Joker: It would be nice if you'd be my gofer for the rest of our school life.
Joker: Anyway, I'll make you the bargain of being our slave for one week.
Sonoda: Oh, geez, fine. Then what do you want to eat for breakfast?
Yuki: I want to eat roast beef!!
Sonoda: For breakfast?
Yuki: It's no problem!
Yuki: I could eat an entire roast cow right now!
Chiba: I want broiled eel with rice. Three extra special.
Sonoda: Roast beef and eel?
Joker: Then for me, yazyk. ### note Russian beef tongue stew.
Sonoda: Hey, hey, think about how long those all take.
Joker: That's not our problem.
Yuki: That's right!
Chiba: Yeah, not our problem.
Yuki: Food, food, Sonoda-san's delicious food♪
Sonoda: ...It can't be helped.
Joker: If you can say that, you're not all that annoyed.
Sonoda: I guess.
Joker: Hey Yuki-kun, after breakfast, let's continue from before.
Yuki: Huh, continue?
Joker: Well, I'm not satisfied with just that.
Chiba: If it's okay, myself would like to join you.
Yuki: Huh!? With Chiba-san too!?
Joker: Hayato, you shouldn't say things like that so simply without knowing what it is.
Joker: Yuki-kun's imagining improper things.
Joker: Maybe once you're a little more adult.
Joker: Well, I think that in the future, there could be that sort of thing.
Yuki: Wha! Really!?
Joker: I'm joking.
Joker: Well, right now, I want to love just you.
Yuki: Haha, Joker-san, that tickles.
(Yuki: This makes me really happy!)
(Yuki: Everyone together, joking around and laughing.)
Yuki: Come on! Let's hurry back!
Yuki: For the sake of our delicious breakfast!!